YZ Omg yay it's Friday!!! Gonna be a happy weekend.
Sam My weekend damn busy sia.
YZ Ya lor mine also. Tmr go flea right???
Sam Yep. Sunday I'm also busy sia.
YZ Eh ya me too but I can't remember w what..
Sam Is it w each other?
YZ Hmm I don't know. Mine's w Greg.
Sam Eh? ............ Mine also.

YZ Okay so in the end both our plans are together.
Sam ................

YZ & Sam are drinking miso soup.
Sam eats approximately 342987kg of tofu.

Sam Oh, me so full.
YZ No, MISO SOUP HAHAHAHAHAHA

:D :D

BTW THIS IS MY JOKE 4 BIO STUDENTS:

What did the leaf said after eating too much???

OH, ME-SO-PHYLL (FULL) HAHAHAHAHA

Elizabeth says:
what does a cock taste like o_o
chicken?

YZ & Sam are lost in Ion.

YZ Ugh where's the MRT???
Sam It's upstairs.
YZ Then where are we???
Sam Downstairs.

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It is a Saturday.

Sam Eh I want a sundae
YZ Huh? As in, tomorrow?
Sam ...... SUNDAE not SUNDAY you moron

YZ Eh yknow girls who want bigger boobs go bus stop.
Sam Huh?
YZ Ya, they go for bust op.
Sam _l_

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sam Text you later
friend K, are you doing something religious cause I am and everyone is
sam I'm scratching my hair
friend ................. K BAI