005

- in Brisbane, Chinese dinner

Sam: Ooooh it's pork and fungus!
-whole table stares, for unknown reason-
Sam: Whut it's not like I said porn and fuckers!

Eruptions occure, somehow.

004

1/13/2009		2:32:07 AM		tha / (exhausted)		(Yuzy thy hen![c=4]♥[/c])		yknow everytime I visit your blog
1/13/2009		2:32:12 AM		tha / (exhausted)		(Yuzy thy hen![c=4]♥[/c])		I'd camp at the imeem player
1/13/2009		2:32:16 AM		tha / (exhausted)		(Yuzy thy hen![c=4]♥[/c])		once the Play turn into Pause
1/13/2009		2:32:24 AM		tha / (exhausted)		(Yuzy thy hen![c=4]♥[/c])		I'll quickly click
1/13/2009		2:32:29 AM		tha / (exhausted)		(Yuzy thy hen![c=4]♥[/c])		(or risk a heartattack)
1/13/2009		2:32:35 AM		(Yuzy thy hen![c=4]♥[/c])		tha / (exhausted)		LOL

003

Sam: Do you wear boxers or briefs?
Kimmy: Huh?

-YZ repeats-

Kimmy: Of course briefs la...
YZ & Sam: Why?

(pregnant pause)

Kimmy: Boxers are insecure

002

Sam: My back fucking hurts man
Someone: O_____O Vulgar!
YZ: Yeah she is but she's improving already
Sam: I am? Oh I am!! Happyface 8)

-YZ starts to have the scheming look-

YZ: Fuck you
Sam: .....fuck you back.

Sorry I can't remember who you are so you'll have to be someone for now...

001

YZ: Shit it's 4:45 I need to get back to watch my AI!
Sam: Whut really but we're going to eat twister fries
Eli: What time is it?

(pause)

-YZ and Sam look at each other and prepare eye rolls-
Sam: Didn't she just say it?
YZ: I just said 4:45!
Eli: I meant what time American Idol is damnit -________________-