025

Before reading, note:
Sam is wearing leggings.

Sam (sees some dude w high socks) Eh walao his socks damn high sia.
YZ Yours also what.

024

Eli's hair is in a mess.

Sam: Eh you look like a puppy.
Sam: Not because you're furry but cause you're messy and.... stuff and

-Silence-

YZ: 'Cuz she's a bitch?

Sam & YZ explode, Eli stares in shock.

023

Sam is holding a tissue, and she comes to one of those recycling bins that have 'Paper', 'Plastic' and 'Glass'.

She is at a loss.

Sam: Eh how ah? Tissue go where?
Sam: Oh yeah, tissue paper. Paper! -heads to 'paper'
YZ: Tissue? Plastic la!

Sam explodes.

YZ: Oh I was thinking about the cover...