062

chylomicronz. says:
YEA
i'm talking to two "woman"s now
bella says:
-_-
(Yzhn ♥s FOB) says:
you can just say women
you moron, LOL

061

(Yzhn [c=4]♥[/c]s FOB) says:
HAHA
ahmiao is a cat
ahwoof is a dog
ahmao is a sam

sam says:
changed
o_o
o__________________o
long face
eh?
not long
wide face
stretched face

(Yzhn [c=4]♥[/c]s FOB) says:
o_______________________________________________________________________________________________0

060

Sam is checking her hair in the mirror.
She sees a few holes in her fringe.
She goes batshitcrazy.

YZ Walao, your hair is FINE la dumbass.
Sam What!! You know I'm anal about holes!!
YZ ...................Okay wow

059

Sam & YZ are texting.
They happen to encounter a timing.

YZ Eh you texted me @ 11:11! Grant me my wish!!
Sam Alright what's your wish, I'm the fucking tooth fairy
YZ Give me my ten bucks back bitch

:)
Just what we need in the morning.

058

YZ So you wanna go Daiso? You wanna go? Want to go anot?
Sam But I don't need to leh.......
YZ I got ask whether you need meh?
I SAID WANT, NOT NEED. DO YOU WANT TO GO?
Sam (in deep thought) I don't know leh.
You want to go?
YZ (faints)

057

In the room where Indoor Test is held....
YZ has just returned from the toilet.
Sam's hand is placed on YZ's seat.

YZ ?????
Sam I was keeping it warm for you.
YZ Oh thnks (proceeds to sit down)
Sam NO CANNOT!!! MUST BE QUICK!!!
CANNOT LET THE SEAT BE COLD!!!
YZ Wtf omg okay okay count down k? 1, 2, 3!!

Sam swiftly removes hand & YZ swiftly places ass on chair.
Efficiency :D

056

While YZ is playing Destruct-O-Match online.....

YZ Eh you should play Neopets, damn fun one leh.
Sis Hmm ya maybe I should get a Neopet to care for.
YZ Huh? Oh nah, my Neopet is dying o_o
Sis WHAT?
YZ Ya I don't feed it or anything. I'm just here for the games.

A while later...

Sis So what's your Neopet called?
YZ Uh it's called a Xweetok hahahah I swear I didn't make it up
Sis What the hell Xweetok (Sweet Talk)? Mine is Nai Cha sia.

._.
Cheap humour for you kids

055

YZ & her sister are having a conversation.
For the record, both of them are sick & have phlegm.
Or so it seems...............

Sis Yknow tht time I sneezed, & then yellow stuff appeared!!
Tht's good right? Means I'm getting better right?
YZ .........???
Sis No meh? If the yellow stuff appears means I'm healing what.
YZ -finally gets it- OH phlegm ah? HAHAHAHAHAH.
I thought you were talking about Nikki.

Sister-communication-fail.

054

Recent math test on Trigo. Dillon sits in front of Sam, and was ranting about his 15/20 score.

Dillon: It's okay never mind, at least I didn't fail

Sam stares at him.
Dillon looks over at Sam's paper and sees 3/20.
Dillon laughs.

053

Sam is asleep on the couch. Phone rings incessantly.

Mom: How is your sleep?
Sam: Interrupted.
Mom: (Babbles on, oblivious)

052

(Yzhn ♥s NUM bear) says
anw ya i love the wudao pics
damn nice

tha says
yeh
they look like shrimp

(a v small reaction follows)
"SHRIMP IS A MAOMAO FUNNY WORD" - YZ.

051

tha says
HEE HAW

(Yzhn ♥s NUM bear) says
HER HIM

tha says
MAO MAO MAO MAO MAO MAO

(Yzhn ♥s NUM bear) says
MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW

tha says
HAHA
are you sick

050

(still the NUM bear.)

(Yzhn ♥s NUM bear) says
sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam

tha says
o_o

(Yzhn ♥s NUM bear) says
the bear is calling you

049

(we were talking about the adorable rainbow NUM bears)

tha says
I googled stupid bear but it didn't turn up

(Yzhn ♥s NUM bear)says
LOL
damn cute la wtf
i heart the face
its so stupid looking
its so me

tha says
LOL
you said that, not me

(Yzhn ♥s NUM bear)says
whats w the self defence
im so vulnerable & harmless now

048

kangyues says:
how do itunes know what movies i wanna transfer
kangyues says:
it can read my mind?
(Yzhn ♥s smiles) says:
ya maybe
kangyues says:
what?
(Yzhn ♥s smiles) says:
LOL

047

tha says
eh we took quite little pics
(Yzhn ♥s smiles) says
we as in humans?

046

We were talking about some totally unrelated shit. Then...

(Yzhn ♥s John O'Callaghan) says:
eh next time EOYs mug too much right
HYDROXIDE (OH-) MY GOD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

tha says:
....

(Yzhn ♥s John O'Callaghan) says:
HYDROXIDE MAGNESIUM
(OH MG)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I AM SO FUNNY


self amusement much?

045

Sam: happymao like duno what shit

I was obviously very happy.

044

(Yzhn ♥s John O'Callaghan) says
where is causeway point
i have never felt so clueless in my life

tha says
causeway point is at jurong
eh wait
not jurong but woodlands
same to me, sorry

(Yzhn ♥s John O'Callaghan) says
woodlands
wtf?
really meh

tha says
yeh
CAUSEWAY
hint much?

(Yzhn ♥s John O'Callaghan) says
HAHAHAHAHAAH
EH POST THT IS SO MAOMAO FUNNY

043

(Sam is incoherent in some msn convo, as usual. She tries to correct herself.)

(Yzhn ♥s Bryce Avary) yes sam i understand your incomplete language
(Yzhn ♥s Bryce Avary) its alright you dont need to complete your sentences

042

(To YZ, when we were dying in the midst of exams)

Sam: I crave an insane lunch w you
Sam: you know those laugh until puke out chicken parts
Sam: perk up the bloody monotone

041

YZ: IM me when youre online
Sam: uhm I am online?
Sam: :D
YZ: LOL
YZ: you sound guailan!! guailan kid!!!!!
Sam: whats with the excitement...?

040

tha: go find your church girls
ming: nawh
ming: they are either way older than me or way younger
tha: then
tha: be gay
ming: i am, now talking to you

_|_ ming

039

tha says:
just wish I had a jaw

(Yzhn ♥s you) says:
._.
you no jaw cannot laugh
you cannot laugh the world end
the world havent end so
you got jaw

What a great theory

038

Sam: sorry I was watching TV for a sec
Oer: really?
Oer: what's on TV?
Sam: nah, just some video on MTV
Oer: =.=
Oer: haha
Oer: i hope it's nothing vulgar
Oer: i go eat
Oer: u go recite some poems k
Oer: HAHA

037

Sam & YZ are walking along a deserted path @ midnight.

They spot a huge cicada on the floor, & YZ is intrigued.

However, Sam reacts otherwise.

YZ Omg look!!! Tht bug is HUGE!!! -takes out cam-

Sam WTF OMG -runs away- It's a cicida!!

YZ What the hell is cicida? Cicada la!

Sam Whatever!! Ewww -hides behind YZ-

YZ How do you know it's a cicada anyway, it's not even-

The bug then flutters a bit.

YZ & Sam AHHHHHHHHH!!!! -screams & runs like hell-

This is the little asshole:

Cicidas scar peoples' lives. :(

036

035

Aeri Eh, apparently I have a face.
YZ ... OHMYGOD. YOU HAVE A FACE!!

034

Sam ______ always hate you cause you ___________!!
(*note: inappropriate content)
YZ Best part is tht I'm SINGLE.
Sam Ya la.. eh YOU'RE NOT!
YZ I'M NOT!!!! Eh shit, I mean I AM!!!!!

033

Sam (sth sth sth I cant rmb)
YZ Walao eh, don't be a bloody chicken lemonade warehouse la.
Sam .....

032

YZ EH! Yknow the Meowmeow went to the miao?
Sis OMG! Then what did the Meowmeow do @ the miao?!
YZ IT MEOWED
YZ & Sis OMGGGGG~

:D :D

031

030

Sam Eh let's go back to the Fall Out....
YZ Wtf did you just say Fall Out Boy?
Sam No, I said the Pants shop...
YZ I swear I heard Fall Out Boy.
Sam FINE, I said Fall Out Boy.. was trying my luck. :(

029

Sam & YZ are looking through pants.

Sam Eh I cannot find the full length ones!!
YZ -blank look-
Sam Walao why no full length ones!!
YZ -even more blank look-
Sam I want full length ones!!
YZ -stares on-
Sam -looks up @ a sign tht reads: 3/4 pants- ._.

Remember to read the signs.

028

On the bus, on the way to Band Camp.

YZ (points to a St. Pats boy getting off) Eh he's cute leh.
Sam Lol ya, his uniform top & bottom different colour sia.

(FOR THE RECORD, St Pats uniform = all white)

YZ Ya we also what.
Sam (in a daze) Ya.. (a second later) Tsk! (gives the -_- face)

027

026

Sam Quick la! Eat the cookie la!
YZ HAHHAHA THT RHYMES LEH!
Sam ...OH WOW. OH WOW. Hey it rhymes too!
YZ & Sam HAHAHAHAHAHA
YZ Eh our laughter rhymes!!
Sam AHAHA OH WOW
YZ Oh wow! Hey it rhymes!
Sam HAHAHAHA
YZ HAHAHAHA eh we keep rhyming sia!

Oh god.
We're so annoying.

025

Before reading, note:
Sam is wearing leggings.

Sam (sees some dude w high socks) Eh walao his socks damn high sia.
YZ Yours also what.

024

Eli's hair is in a mess.

Sam: Eh you look like a puppy.
Sam: Not because you're furry but cause you're messy and.... stuff and

-Silence-

YZ: 'Cuz she's a bitch?

Sam & YZ explode, Eli stares in shock.

023

Sam is holding a tissue, and she comes to one of those recycling bins that have 'Paper', 'Plastic' and 'Glass'.

She is at a loss.

Sam: Eh how ah? Tissue go where?
Sam: Oh yeah, tissue paper. Paper! -heads to 'paper'
YZ: Tissue? Plastic la!

Sam explodes.

YZ: Oh I was thinking about the cover...

022

Sis Ya got one outlet opening @ Tampines 1..
YZ Oh is it the Tampines 1?
Sis Ya la the Tampines one..
YZ Huh the new shopping mall la. Tampines 1 tht one?
Sis What?

LOL.
Stupid name for a mall.

021

YZ So how to find the atomic mass??
Sha Uh you find the relative atomic bomb.. eh?
YZ HAHA.

020

YZ Lol eh ya yknow the hair thing..
(pause)
YZ Eh huh what hair thing? Not the hair thing...
(ponder)
YZ Eh what ah?
(silence)
YZ Oh ya oh ya!! Yknow Bar 121...

Monologue, hahaha.
But when you figure out the link between band & hair..
Please tell me.. Cause I have no idea why I said tht.

019

#1
YZ (talking to Perc) Sth sth sth... indian.
Isaac Huh you call me?

#2
Perc is practising in one of the practice rooms.
Suddenly, someone comes in.

Girl Excuse me, but this room is reserved for SE.
Dilys Oh okay..
Sing Rue EH! You're from String Ensemble!!
Girl o_o

#3
Isaac is downstairs w a Marimba.
He is oblivious to the 3 screaming women upstairs.

Dilys ISAAC! ISAAC!!
YZ ISAAAAC!!! ISAAACCCC!!
Sing Rue (eyeball pop out kind of volume) ISAAAAAAAAACCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isaac -looks up-
3 seconds pass...
Sing Rue Ya, what did you want to say?
Dilys Meet us @ the lift.
Sing Rue WHAT? THT WAS ALL?

018

K there's my sister and two other friends in this cab.
My sister wasn't siding on me for something.

I wanted to say something like "Ok lor anyway I don't sleep in the room now you can't do anything to my foot"

It ended up to be

"Ok lor fine we aren't even sleeping together anyway"

Cab driver was totally =.......................=

017

Aeri So who's your crush?
Mook None.
YZ What, your crush is a nun?!
Egan Your crush is Hong Lan?!

Fockers own.

016

(11:30 AM) tha /
shut up
(11:36 AM) tha /
holga holga holga
(11:37 AM) (Yuzy thy hen!♥)
manga manga manga
mango mango mango
peach peach peach
pear pear pear
miss miss miss
geog geog geog
wtf wtf wtf
lol lol lol
brb brb brb
(11:37 AM) (Yuzy thy hen!♥)
lunch lunch lunch
(11:37 AM) tha /
?
(11:37 AM) (Yuzy thy hen!♥)
brb, brunchtime
there's a huge white mouse in my room
(11:39 AM) tha /
I might go to marina to develop my pix :0

-salutes to my indifference towards her crap-

015

tanyuzhenns / boyfie loves [: says:
hubbies [:
tanyuzhenns / boyfie loves [: says:
hubbies you rly cannot twit rites XD ?
tanyuzhenns / boyfie loves [: says:
kawaii neh , aii nii many many

sammys / ``l0vex muhh babbeyy 1314 says:
iie will be betterrr inn tiiime derr

tanyuzhenns / boyfie loves [: says:
wtf la you
tanyuzhenns / boyfie loves [: says:
HAHAHA

sammys / ``l0vex muhh babbeyy 1314 says:
:D
sammys / ``l0vex muhh babbeyy 1314 says:
leonis siol
sammys / ``l0vex muhh babbeyy 1314 says:
HAHAHHA
sammys / ``l0vex muhh babbeyy 1314 says:
leonis omg wtf

Leonis worzx. That ring a bell?

014

(Yz ♥ s Moth) (sleeping) says:
im just gonna put our links
(Yz ♥ s Moth) (sleeping) says:
but in a special way
tha / crutches are me best friend says:
in a fish's skeleton?
(Yz ♥ s Moth) (sleeping) says:
fish got bone ah
(Yz ♥ s Moth) (sleeping) says:
oh wtf yes they do

013

YZ & Sam are on the phone.
They quarrel.

Yz JUST GO AWAY LA BYE
Sam FINE, HANG UP LA.

(3 seconds later...)

Simultaneously,
Yz & Sam Hello?

012

This isn't a conversation but whatever

10:01 PM jiahui "hi I have a sudden urge to play with your throat ._. LOL."

011

Ruiyi says:
THAT'S THE ATTITUDE
you know some girls think gays are hot?!

(Yuzy thy hen!♥) says:
HAHA
no man i like my men hot & straight & on a plate

010

Sis + Sam talking about LOTR

Sam: Eh what's the name of that guy who's always with the lead character?
Cher: Uh Sam?
Sam: Yeah, Sam what..?
Cher: Err idk... Sam....
Sam: ....Sam... Baggins?

010

Dad: What kind of name is Coldplay?!
YZ: A respected one?
Dad: Might as well call them Coldcrap..

009

tagboard 2009-02-17

8:10 PM # Yuzerati : Hi Lamborghini -drives self to you- Oh hey stop driving away
8:10 PM # Yuzerati : Oh ya hor later we bang then got carcrashparty
8:10 PM # Yuzerati : Omg someone shoot me please
8:11 PM # Yuzerati : HAHAHAHAHA betcha love me more now.
8:11 PM # Yuzerati : Omg I mean SAMBORGHINI* in the first tag
8:58 PM # Samborghini : My engine died due to overexhaustion from laughing
8:58 PM # Samborghini : Thanks Yuzerati 8)
9:09 PM # Yuzerati :No probs Samborghini. CHOO CHOO
9:09 PM # Yuzerati : Omg walao no I mean VROOM VROOM
9:10 PM # Samborghini : epic fail I swear

008

-phone rings-

YZ: Hello? Mommy ah?
Mom: Ya, where are you?
YZ: Oh I'm @ the Tanah Merah bus stop.
Mom: Huh? Why you go Tanah Merah?
YZ: ..don't we live there?
Mom: Oh ya..

007

YZ: How many boobs do you have?
Eli: ... Seven hundred.

006

-sister's head on my shoulder-

Sam: Your hair is tickling me!
Cher: Mrghmh
Sam: I shall tickle it back...

-Errr tickles her hair a little violently-

Cher: Stop harressing me!
Sam: Hahahha hair-resing!
Cher: Dumbass

005

- in Brisbane, Chinese dinner

Sam: Ooooh it's pork and fungus!
-whole table stares, for unknown reason-
Sam: Whut it's not like I said porn and fuckers!

Eruptions occure, somehow.

004

1/13/2009		2:32:07 AM		tha / (exhausted)		(Yuzy thy hen![c=4]♥[/c])		yknow everytime I visit your blog
1/13/2009		2:32:12 AM		tha / (exhausted)		(Yuzy thy hen![c=4]♥[/c])		I'd camp at the imeem player
1/13/2009		2:32:16 AM		tha / (exhausted)		(Yuzy thy hen![c=4]♥[/c])		once the Play turn into Pause
1/13/2009		2:32:24 AM		tha / (exhausted)		(Yuzy thy hen![c=4]♥[/c])		I'll quickly click
1/13/2009		2:32:29 AM		tha / (exhausted)		(Yuzy thy hen![c=4]♥[/c])		(or risk a heartattack)
1/13/2009		2:32:35 AM		(Yuzy thy hen![c=4]♥[/c])		tha / (exhausted)		LOL

003

Sam: Do you wear boxers or briefs?
Kimmy: Huh?

-YZ repeats-

Kimmy: Of course briefs la...
YZ & Sam: Why?

(pregnant pause)

Kimmy: Boxers are insecure

002

Sam: My back fucking hurts man
Someone: O_____O Vulgar!
YZ: Yeah she is but she's improving already
Sam: I am? Oh I am!! Happyface 8)

-YZ starts to have the scheming look-

YZ: Fuck you
Sam: .....fuck you back.

Sorry I can't remember who you are so you'll have to be someone for now...

001

YZ: Shit it's 4:45 I need to get back to watch my AI!
Sam: Whut really but we're going to eat twister fries
Eli: What time is it?

(pause)

-YZ and Sam look at each other and prepare eye rolls-
Sam: Didn't she just say it?
YZ: I just said 4:45!
Eli: I meant what time American Idol is damnit -________________-