070

YZ Omg yay it's Friday!!! Gonna be a happy weekend.
Sam My weekend damn busy sia.
YZ Ya lor mine also. Tmr go flea right???
Sam Yep. Sunday I'm also busy sia.
YZ Eh ya me too but I can't remember w what..
Sam Is it w each other?
YZ Hmm I don't know. Mine's w Greg.
Sam Eh? ............ Mine also.

YZ Okay so in the end both our plans are together.
Sam ................

069

YZ & Sam are drinking miso soup.
Sam eats approximately 342987kg of tofu.

Sam Oh, me so full.
YZ No, MISO SOUP HAHAHAHAHAHA

:D :D

BTW THIS IS MY JOKE 4 BIO STUDENTS:

What did the leaf said after eating too much???

OH, ME-SO-PHYLL (FULL) HAHAHAHAHA

068

Elizabeth says:
what does a cock taste like o_o
chicken?

067

YZ & Sam are lost in Ion.

YZ Ugh where's the MRT???
Sam It's upstairs.
YZ Then where are we???
Sam Downstairs.

.................................

066

It is a Saturday.

Sam Eh I want a sundae
YZ Huh? As in, tomorrow?
Sam ...... SUNDAE not SUNDAY you moron

065

YZ Eh yknow girls who want bigger boobs go bus stop.
Sam Huh?
YZ Ya, they go for bust op.
Sam _l_

064

sam Text you later
friend K, are you doing something religious cause I am and everyone is
sam I'm scratching my hair
friend ................. K BAI

063

∑:3)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i hate you go die you killed my baby you bitch

sam

scold me
okay lor

∑:3)
it was yours btw
you killed your own bloody kid

sam
how did i kill my kid
my vodkaaaa
my poor boy
hahah fuck la
-.-

∑:3)
._.

sam
LOL
drinking pls.
haha

∑:3)
you go post
i lazy until eyeball small already