058

YZ So you wanna go Daiso? You wanna go? Want to go anot?
Sam But I don't need to leh.......
YZ I got ask whether you need meh?
I SAID WANT, NOT NEED. DO YOU WANT TO GO?
Sam (in deep thought) I don't know leh.
You want to go?
YZ (faints)

057

In the room where Indoor Test is held....
YZ has just returned from the toilet.
Sam's hand is placed on YZ's seat.

YZ ?????
Sam I was keeping it warm for you.
YZ Oh thnks (proceeds to sit down)
Sam NO CANNOT!!! MUST BE QUICK!!!
CANNOT LET THE SEAT BE COLD!!!
YZ Wtf omg okay okay count down k? 1, 2, 3!!

Sam swiftly removes hand & YZ swiftly places ass on chair.
Efficiency :D

056

While YZ is playing Destruct-O-Match online.....

YZ Eh you should play Neopets, damn fun one leh.
Sis Hmm ya maybe I should get a Neopet to care for.
YZ Huh? Oh nah, my Neopet is dying o_o
Sis WHAT?
YZ Ya I don't feed it or anything. I'm just here for the games.

A while later...

Sis So what's your Neopet called?
YZ Uh it's called a Xweetok hahahah I swear I didn't make it up
Sis What the hell Xweetok (Sweet Talk)? Mine is Nai Cha sia.

._.
Cheap humour for you kids

055

YZ & her sister are having a conversation.
For the record, both of them are sick & have phlegm.
Or so it seems...............

Sis Yknow tht time I sneezed, & then yellow stuff appeared!!
Tht's good right? Means I'm getting better right?
YZ .........???
Sis No meh? If the yellow stuff appears means I'm healing what.
YZ -finally gets it- OH phlegm ah? HAHAHAHAHAH.
I thought you were talking about Nikki.

Sister-communication-fail.

054

Recent math test on Trigo. Dillon sits in front of Sam, and was ranting about his 15/20 score.

Dillon: It's okay never mind, at least I didn't fail

Sam stares at him.
Dillon looks over at Sam's paper and sees 3/20.
Dillon laughs.

053

Sam is asleep on the couch. Phone rings incessantly.

Mom: How is your sleep?
Sam: Interrupted.
Mom: (Babbles on, oblivious)

052

(Yzhn ♥s NUM bear) says
anw ya i love the wudao pics
damn nice

tha says
yeh
they look like shrimp

(a v small reaction follows)
"SHRIMP IS A MAOMAO FUNNY WORD" - YZ.

051

tha says
HEE HAW

(Yzhn ♥s NUM bear) says
HER HIM

tha says
MAO MAO MAO MAO MAO MAO

(Yzhn ♥s NUM bear) says
MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW

tha says
HAHA
are you sick

050

(still the NUM bear.)

(Yzhn ♥s NUM bear) says
sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam sam

tha says
o_o

(Yzhn ♥s NUM bear) says
the bear is calling you

049

(we were talking about the adorable rainbow NUM bears)

tha says
I googled stupid bear but it didn't turn up

(Yzhn ♥s NUM bear)says
LOL
damn cute la wtf
i heart the face
its so stupid looking
its so me

tha says
LOL
you said that, not me

(Yzhn ♥s NUM bear)says
whats w the self defence
im so vulnerable & harmless now

048

kangyues says:
how do itunes know what movies i wanna transfer
kangyues says:
it can read my mind?
(Yzhn ♥s smiles) says:
ya maybe
kangyues says:
what?
(Yzhn ♥s smiles) says:
LOL

047

tha says
eh we took quite little pics
(Yzhn ♥s smiles) says
we as in humans?

046

We were talking about some totally unrelated shit. Then...

(Yzhn ♥s John O'Callaghan) says:
eh next time EOYs mug too much right
HYDROXIDE (OH-) MY GOD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

tha says:
....

(Yzhn ♥s John O'Callaghan) says:
HYDROXIDE MAGNESIUM
(OH MG)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I AM SO FUNNY


self amusement much?

045

Sam: happymao like duno what shit

I was obviously very happy.

044

(Yzhn ♥s John O'Callaghan) says
where is causeway point
i have never felt so clueless in my life

tha says
causeway point is at jurong
eh wait
not jurong but woodlands
same to me, sorry

(Yzhn ♥s John O'Callaghan) says
woodlands
wtf?
really meh

tha says
yeh
CAUSEWAY
hint much?

(Yzhn ♥s John O'Callaghan) says
HAHAHAHAHAAH
EH POST THT IS SO MAOMAO FUNNY

043

(Sam is incoherent in some msn convo, as usual. She tries to correct herself.)

(Yzhn ♥s Bryce Avary) yes sam i understand your incomplete language
(Yzhn ♥s Bryce Avary) its alright you dont need to complete your sentences

042

(To YZ, when we were dying in the midst of exams)

Sam: I crave an insane lunch w you
Sam: you know those laugh until puke out chicken parts
Sam: perk up the bloody monotone

041

YZ: IM me when youre online
Sam: uhm I am online?
Sam: :D
YZ: LOL
YZ: you sound guailan!! guailan kid!!!!!
Sam: whats with the excitement...?

040

tha: go find your church girls
ming: nawh
ming: they are either way older than me or way younger
tha: then
tha: be gay
ming: i am, now talking to you

_|_ ming

039

tha says:
just wish I had a jaw

(Yzhn ♥s you) says:
._.
you no jaw cannot laugh
you cannot laugh the world end
the world havent end so
you got jaw

What a great theory

038

Sam: sorry I was watching TV for a sec
Oer: really?
Oer: what's on TV?
Sam: nah, just some video on MTV
Oer: =.=
Oer: haha
Oer: i hope it's nothing vulgar
Oer: i go eat
Oer: u go recite some poems k
Oer: HAHA

037

Sam & YZ are walking along a deserted path @ midnight.

They spot a huge cicada on the floor, & YZ is intrigued.

However, Sam reacts otherwise.

YZ Omg look!!! Tht bug is HUGE!!! -takes out cam-

Sam WTF OMG -runs away- It's a cicida!!

YZ What the hell is cicida? Cicada la!

Sam Whatever!! Ewww -hides behind YZ-

YZ How do you know it's a cicada anyway, it's not even-

The bug then flutters a bit.

YZ & Sam AHHHHHHHHH!!!! -screams & runs like hell-

This is the little asshole:

Cicidas scar peoples' lives. :(