Thursday, March 26, 2009

022

Sis Ya got one outlet opening @ Tampines 1..
YZ Oh is it the Tampines 1?
Sis Ya la the Tampines one..
YZ Huh the new shopping mall la. Tampines 1 tht one?
Sis What?

LOL.
Stupid name for a mall.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

021

YZ So how to find the atomic mass??
Sha Uh you find the relative atomic bomb.. eh?
YZ HAHA.

020

YZ Lol eh ya yknow the hair thing..
(pause)
YZ Eh huh what hair thing? Not the hair thing...
(ponder)
YZ Eh what ah?
(silence)
YZ Oh ya oh ya!! Yknow Bar 121...

Monologue, hahaha.
But when you figure out the link between band & hair..
Please tell me.. Cause I have no idea why I said tht.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

019

#1
YZ (talking to Perc) Sth sth sth... indian.
Isaac Huh you call me?

#2
Perc is practising in one of the practice rooms.
Suddenly, someone comes in.

Girl Excuse me, but this room is reserved for SE.
Dilys Oh okay..
Sing Rue EH! You're from String Ensemble!!
Girl o_o

#3
Isaac is downstairs w a Marimba.
He is oblivious to the 3 screaming women upstairs.

Dilys ISAAC! ISAAC!!
YZ ISAAAAC!!! ISAAACCCC!!
Sing Rue (eyeball pop out kind of volume) ISAAAAAAAAACCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isaac -looks up-
3 seconds pass...
Sing Rue Ya, what did you want to say?
Dilys Meet us @ the lift.
Sing Rue WHAT? THT WAS ALL?

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

018

K there's my sister and two other friends in this cab.
My sister wasn't siding on me for something.

I wanted to say something like "Ok lor anyway I don't sleep in the room now you can't do anything to my foot"

It ended up to be

"Ok lor fine we aren't even sleeping together anyway"

Cab driver was totally =.......................=

017

Aeri So who's your crush?
Mook None.
YZ What, your crush is a nun?!
Egan Your crush is Hong Lan?!

Fockers own.

Monday, March 16, 2009

016

(11:30 AM) tha /
shut up
(11:36 AM) tha /
holga holga holga
(11:37 AM) (Yuzy thy hen!)
manga manga manga
mango mango mango
peach peach peach
pear pear pear
miss miss miss
geog geog geog
wtf wtf wtf
lol lol lol
brb brb brb
(11:37 AM) (Yuzy thy hen!)
lunch lunch lunch
(11:37 AM) tha /
?
(11:37 AM) (Yuzy thy hen!)
brb, brunchtime
there's a huge white mouse in my room
(11:39 AM) tha /
I might go to marina to develop my pix :0

-salutes to my indifference towards her crap-

015

tanyuzhenns / boyfie loves [: says:
hubbies [:
tanyuzhenns / boyfie loves [: says:
hubbies you rly cannot twit rites XD ?
tanyuzhenns / boyfie loves [: says:
kawaii neh , aii nii many many

sammys / ``l0vex muhh babbeyy 1314 says:
iie will be betterrr inn tiiime derr

tanyuzhenns / boyfie loves [: says:
wtf la you
tanyuzhenns / boyfie loves [: says:
HAHAHA

sammys / ``l0vex muhh babbeyy 1314 says:
:D
sammys / ``l0vex muhh babbeyy 1314 says:
leonis siol
sammys / ``l0vex muhh babbeyy 1314 says:
HAHAHHA
sammys / ``l0vex muhh babbeyy 1314 says:
leonis omg wtf

Leonis worzx. That ring a bell?

Friday, March 13, 2009

014

(Yz s Moth) (sleeping) says:
im just gonna put our links
(Yz s Moth) (sleeping) says:
but in a special way
tha / crutches are me best friend says:
in a fish's skeleton?
(Yz s Moth) (sleeping) says:
fish got bone ah
(Yz s Moth) (sleeping) says:
oh wtf yes they do

013

YZ & Sam are on the phone.
They quarrel.

Yz JUST GO AWAY LA BYE
Sam FINE, HANG UP LA.

(3 seconds later...)

Simultaneously,
Yz & Sam Hello?